Hazbin Hotel – Clean It Up! Lyrics in English (Translation)

There’s an endless stream of trash and filth, and hundreds of bugs
There’s always garbage, dirt, and tons of insects everywhere.

If you love the stench of jizz, wait ’til you smell our rugs
If you think bad smells are fine, just wait until you smell our carpets.

’Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
Because people throw up, pee, and do nasty stuff on them all the time.

And when they do, I get to go and clean it up (What?)
And when that happens, it’s my job to clean everything up. (What?)

Hypodermic needles left all over the place
Used needles are scattered everywhere around the hotel.

And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
Even the rats here aren’t scared of pepper spray anymore.

So I gotta take my knife and stab ’em all in the face
So I have to fight them with a knife to get rid of them.

And now they treat me like their queen because I’m covered in rat blood (Niffty, no!)
Now the rats respect me like their queen because I’m covered in their blood. (Niffty, no!)

Magical land, hotel of my dreams
This messy place is still like a dreamland to me.

Disgustingest, ugliest building that I’ve ever seen
It’s the dirtiest, ugliest building I’ve ever come across.

And I get to clean it up!
And I get to be the one to clean it all!

Niffty, what are you doing? (Helping!)
Someone asks what she’s doing, and she happily says she’s helping.

Can you help differently? (Okay!)
They ask her to help in another way, and she agrees cheerfully.

Hoteru wa hontō ni totemo suteki desu
The hotel is really wonderful.

Chārī wa totemo yasashii jōshi desu
Charlie is a very kind boss.

Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjiteimasu
I believe she will succeed.

Totemo daisuki desu itsumo
I always like her a lot.

Hanzaisha wa trash soshite karera wa asshōru
The criminals here are trash, and they’re total jerks.

Demo, watashi wa mada yume o shinjiteimasu!
But I still believe in my dreams!

Watashi wa clean it up!
I’ll keep cleaning it all up!

Yes!
Yes!

And that’s why the hotel is good
And that’s why this crazy hotel is actually great.

Right? Yay!
Right? Yay!